Still Paying for Stupid Bullshit? Still Swiping? Still Frustrated? You're Not Alone.
The current dating app scene can be exhausting. Are you tired of...
- Endless swiping that leads nowhere?
- Feeling like just another face in a sea of profiles?
- Wasting time with bots, scammers, liars, and losers?
- Paying money only to find out you're the only real person there?
Yeah, dating apps are bullshit. 'Average' would be an improvement. Which is why we're aiming for (ur)mid.
How urmid is Different: We Don't Think We'll Suck
Get What You Want
We match people based on what they're looking for, but also based on how they're looking for it. Casually fucking around, swiping around every other week or so? Meet casually fucking around. Looking to settle down, with long drawn out conversations until 4 in the morning? Let's hear them wedding bells. Get what you're down for without games.
Focus on Real Dates
The point of a dating app is to get to the point where you don't need the dating app. Good riddance, anyway, we weren't that into you. But seriously - we want you to like the folks we match you with, and we want you to go and be with them away from this awful thing called the internet. So please, help us out - go away.
Pay If We Do A Good Job
Everything is free. You only pay if we do a good enough job that you decide to take it to pound town get to know each other a little better. And even then - we're cheaper than the shitty coffee you buy for an excuse to sit in a public place and have witnesses incase your match is a serial killer.
No Bots. No Bullshit.
Would we fuck a robot? Probably. I mean, if they made the first move, anyway. Consent is important, you guys. Would we let a bot fuck with you? Hell. No. No fake profiles. No bots. No bullshit.
Did We Mention It's Free?
Like, it doesn't cost anything. Free to sign up, free to make a profile, free to browse and match with other users, free to chat. If you never want to pay and you get married and sail off into the sunset...cool. Just name your first kid urmid, jr., and I guess we'll call it even.
No Influencers
Do we spend money on OnlyFans? Yeah, of course, especially since we found an exe's profile there. Small world, babe! But...there are plenty of ways to find new people to pay to jerk off to. This ain't one of 'em.
Ready for a Dating App That Respects You?
Be the first to know when urmid.com launches and get invited to our early beta.
What People Might Say (We Hope!)
"Finally, a dating app that feels fair and genuine!" - Future Beta Tester A
"Loved that it encourages actual dates, not just endless chats." - Future Beta Tester B
"I don't know how they did it, but it must have had something to do with the enormous penis of their founder." - No one, ever
(More insightful and witty testimonials coming when we can afford to make AI write some more)